Monday, March 5, 2007

Top 11 facilities of Private Buses

This is a brief description about facilities that Sri Lankan Private Buses are offering.

1) Busss are timely arranged. So that people reach their destinations without a problem.

2) Bus Stops(Halts) are only spots where they stop

3) Always wait for people to get on and do that even more when people get down.

4) Bus Conductors communicate with people kindly and ask more than 2 times for bus fair just to double check.

5) Issue tickets immediately after paying

6) Help reducing traffic and embarrassment by not stopping at odd places on the road.

7) Only speed when people are in a hurry and do that in a very secure way as well.

8) Passengers do not have to have coins as the conductor always gives balance amount correctly.

9) Passengers who are standing can get back rubs or butt rubs from other passengers/ conductor and who are seated will surely get shoulder massage by conductors butt. All these are included in bus fair.

10) Female passengers will get addition massages in most buses from other male passengers and they will be advised (by conductors) to buy their own vehicle if they don't like such facilities.

11) The all island private bus unions are taking all possible actions to raise their services as far as they can and they enter into brilliant people friendlier actions like strikes when governments do not help them to continue their facilities.

Note: Criticism is not to be used to insult anyone but just to learn and corrects the mistakes.

Please suggest any feature which is not listed here.

2 comments:

Azrael said...

A few other things...

12) All bus drivers strictly obey road rules and they never race each other or get involved in accidents.

13) They never overload the buses and people never have to go hanging on the doors or get crushed.

14) They only play soothing music over the radio and in a low volume.

15) All buses have very comfortable seats, and they are very clean, not a speck of dust anywhere.

16) Beggars are never allowed inside the buses.

Pasan said...

17) They never play a game of chicken with the traffic on the on-coming lane.

18) They always yield at pedestrian crossings and to traffic approaching from the right.

19) Bus drivers never lean on the horn anticipating the green light even though the lights just turned red.